The Poison Diaries

The poison diaries

I was so excited by the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series that I went on to read another book by Maryrose Wood (this time with The Duchess of Northumberland, apparently), The Poison Diaries.

Boy, was I disappointed.

It looked so promising!

From Goodreads:

A dark, gothic tale of romance… and murder. In the right dose, everything is a poison. Jessamine has spent her whole life in a cottage close to her father’s apothecary garden, surrounded by medicinal plants and herbs that could kill her — although her father has never allowed her into the most dangerous part of the grounds… the poison garden. And so she’s never had reason to be afraid — until now. Because now a newcomer has come to live with the family, a quiet but strangely attractive orphan boy named Weed. Though Weed doesn’t say much in words, he has an instant talent for the apothecary’s trade, seeming to possess a close bond with the plants of the garden. Soon, he and Jessamine also share a close bond. But little does Jessamine know that passion can be just as poisonous as the deadliest plants in the garden — for behind Weed’s instinctive way in the garden is a terrible secret.

This book started of veeeeery slowly.  It was kind of boring in the beginning.  Then it still went about slowly, though with a romance between Weed and Jessamine I thought it might take a turn for the better. Then it JUST GOT WEIRD.  And annoying.

It was difficult to tell who the real villain was – or if there was one – Jessamine’s father? Weed? The mysterious “Prince of Poisons”?

Jessamine was a vapid, annoying girl.  Weed is a strange orphan who relates more to plants than people.

Awful.  I will NOT be reading the sequel.

1/5

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The Hidden Gallery / The Unseen Guest / The Interrupted Tale (The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place #2, #3, and #4)

A three-for-one today!  After reading The Mysterious Howling (The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place Book #1) by Maryrose Wood, I immediately set upon the sequels!
The Hidden Gallery
First up, The Hidden Gallery, which is book #2.  Miss Penelope Lumley continues on with her role as governess to the three Incorrigible children: Alexander, Beowulf, and Cassiopeia.  When Miss Mortimer (from the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females) invites Miss Lumley into London, Lady Constance (of Ashton Place) decides to move everyone to London while Ashton Place is being restored (after having suffered a great deal of damage at the hands of the Incorrigible three during the disastrous Christmas Ball).  There, Penelope explores London with the help of a somewhat mysterious and often a bit confusing guidebook.  She also meets a new friend – Simon, who is an interesting young playwright.  While trying to suss out the Incorrigible children’s past – and her own – Miss Lumley has a few questions answered and many more to ask. Mysterious fortune-telling gypsies and swashbuckling pirates aside, this is a charming tale that is EVEN BETTER than the the first!!  5/5!
The Unseen Guest
Third in the series is The Unseen Guest and Miss Lumley and her charges are back again.  Home again to Ashton Place, an unexpected Ostrich results in Penelope and the Three Incorrigible children traipsing through the woods. Lord Ashton’s mother has come to call, along with her suitor, Admiral Faucet.  New secrets about the Ashton family are revealed, all while Miss Lumley is contemplating her own somewhat mysterious past.  It keeps getting better!! 5/5!
the Interrupted Tale
The Fourth installment, The Interrupted Tale, continues on attempting to explain some mysteries while leaving others (well and most others) unanswered.  Miss Lumley is invited back to The Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females to make a speech.  When she and the Incorrigible children arrive they discover that things are not quite what they seem, and some unexpected and unwelcome changes are afoot. 5/5!
Some thoughts on all three:
  • DELIGHTFUL!  CHARMING! LOVELY!
  • If you are a fan of Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events you will surely love Miss Lumley!
  • The books are short and snappy, and definitely leave more questions open then they close.  I’m eagerly anticipating the next in the series – though I’m not sure when that will be?
  • The narrative style strengthens throughout the three, with often breaks for reflection or education.  I find it fun and amusing.
  • Miss Lumley is a perfect Strong Female Character – she always accomplishes what she sets out to do, and is a stalwart and plucky example of a Swanburne girl.
  • They are definitely more children’s fiction than young adult fiction, but I do find them ever so charming.
  • They definitely all end with more unanswered questions than mysteries they wrap up, but I have high expectations that in time, all will be revealed.
  • They seem to keep getting better and better!!

Love love love!

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The Moon and More

The Moon and More

Emaline is a Colby girl – born and bred.  It’s the summer before college and things seem to be changing more in a few months than in her whole life.

Emaline has been dating Luke since Grade nine, and he seems perfect.  He’s Colby – along with her friends Daisy and Morris, her mom, grandma, (step)dad and sisters.

Theo is a summer resident – super-ambitious, and from New York, he wears designer jeans and takes life as Big Moments.  Emaline’s father – who hasn’t been around most of her life – is around for the summer too. Both think Emaline should dream bigger than beach-town Colby.

It’s a summer of discovering who she is, and who she wants to be.

I normally really like Sarah Dessen, and unfortunately this book didn’t resonate with me.  (Caution: some spoilers ahead).

  • I liked Emaline, though I didn’t really empathize with her as much as I would have hoped.  It REALLY annoyed me that she leaped so quickly from one relationship to another.  It frustrated me that she seemed to be pulling away from her friends and family a bit (though I did appreciate her new relationship with Benji, her half-brother).
  • I really disliked Theo – from the start and all the way through.  I found him vapid, arrogant, and annoying.  He seemed so full of himself and too wrapped up in Making Things Count to see what was really going on. I also felt leaving Ivy in the lurch was totally a Jerk Move.
  • I liked Luke – even when he made mistakes, which confused me.
  • There were a few heavy-hitting topics here: teenage pregnancy (a past issue, not a present one), parenting (in absentia), divorce.  Some not-so-heavy but definitely worthy topics: the transition to college and worries about the future. Nothing quite as deep as previous novels, however.
  • Since so many of her books seem to center around Summer in Colby, it was nice to get a new perspective on the town.
  • My favourite part was probably having Emaline get to know her half-brother, Benji.

Maybe I didn’t enjoy it enough because I had relatively high expectations, after previous books I’ve read.  Or maybe it’s because I have very little patience for protagonists who can’t seem to be single for any length of time (though admittedly Emaline did have a little bit of redemption in the end).

I’m sad that I didn’t enjoy this one as much.  3/5.

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Unnatural Issue

unnatural issue

Today has been a sick day for me – and what better way to bolster my spirits than read an oldie but goodie?  Unnatural Issue was first published in 2011 – so it’s not that old, but it’s been on my bookshelf for a while now.  Part of the Elemental Masters series by Mercedes Lackey, it’s a tale that weaves magic and old tales together into something new and delicious.  I am quite fond of the Elemental Masters series, particularly Phoenix and Ashes which I sadly don’t own but plan to remedy that sometime soon.

Anyway, Unnatural Issue takes the story of Donkeyskin and cleverly adapts it.  Donkeyskin, in case you’re not aware, was a fairy tale first published by Charles Perrault.  There is a King and his beautiful Queen.  The Queen falls ill and dies, but makes him promise that he will not remarry anyone whose beauty is not equal to her own.  The King falls mad with grief, and when he is eventually persuaded to take another wife he wants none other than his own daughter, who is the spitting image of the Queen.  The daughter escapes (with the use of a donkeyskin) and flees to a neighboring kingdom where she takes up work in the kitchen (still wearing her donkeyskin so looking hideous and disguised).  She eventually ends up marrying the Prince of that kingdom and all is well.

Donkeyskin also happens to be the basis for one of my favourite fairy-tale adaptations: Deerskin by Robin McKinley.

The basic plot, then, is not really a surprise.

Suzanne Whitestone is the daughter to Richard and Rebecca Whitestone. Unusually, she has never set eyes upon her father, for Rebecca died during childbirth and Richard, mad with grief, has been a recluse ever since.  Suzanne, raised by the servants, had a simple life and learned her craft from Pan himself – for she is an Earth Master.  She is also the spitting image of her mother.

Richard, whose mind has wallowed and twisted in his long years of grief, longs only for his wife and hates the thought of the child who “stole” his Rebecca from him.  Unfortunately, he turns to Necromancy and concocts a plan to get his dear wife back … no matter what the cost.

Thoughts:

  • Suzanne is fiery, stubborn, and clever.  She’s definitely a strong, plucky female character who accepts help when needed but doesn’t passively lay down when there is work to be done.
  • The story takes place in England/Europe just as the first world war is breaking out, allowing for some alternate history and a glimpse of the horrors of the trenches.
  • If you’ve read any of the other Elemental Masters books then you’ve met already some of the other characters who pop up.  I love having characters carry-over!!
  • Magic, action, history – what isn’t there to like?
  • Yes, the cover is hideous. Alas.

Highly recommended! 5/5

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The Mysterious Howling (The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place #1)

The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place

The Mysterious Howling is book One of The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place by Maryrose Wood.  The first thought that crossed my mind when I finished the book was “charming” and the second was “I wish it was longer!” (Lucky for me it’s the first of a series).

Miss Penelope Lumley, a recent graduate from the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females, has taken her first post as governess.  Little did she know that it would be an unusual post indeed! Ashton Place, a huge estate, is home to Lady Constance and Lord Frederick and now to three unusual children.  Found running wild in the woods, the three appear to have been raised by wolves!  Alexander (age 10ish), Beowulf (age 7ish?) and Cassiopeia (age 4 or 5ish) appear entirely wild at first meeting.  It’s up to Miss Lumley to tame and teach these unusual siblings.

And, as the Goodreads summary puts it: “But mysteries abound at Ashton Place: Who are these three wild creatures, and how did they come to live in the vast forests of the estate? Why does Old Timothy, the coachman, lurk around every corner? Will Penelope be able to teach the Incorrigibles table manners and socially useful phrases in time for Lady Constance’s holiday ball? And what on earth is a schottische?”

Penelope is practical, witty, and idealistic.  She’s a tenderhearted young woman who sets upon her task with determination!

The three Incorrigibles are active, interesting, and eager.  They are fast learners but forever distracted by squirrels!

Lady Constance is young, chatty, and perhaps a bit flighty.  She’s also rather miffed at having three foster children suddenly thrust upon her!

Lord Frederick seems to spend a lot of time at his Gentleman’s club, but why?

Old Timothy is mysterious.

All in all, I really enjoyed this book.  It was a light, quick read, meant for a bit younger audiences, and with enough quirky narrative comments that it reminded me pleasantly of “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, though with less unfortunate events.

I’m quite looking forward to trying out the rest of the series!  4/5

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Mabel Riley: A Reliable Record of Humdrum, Peril, and Romance

Mable Riley

Mabel Riley: A Reliable Record of Humdrum, Peril, and Romance by Marthe Jocelyn has a title that creates expectations, don’t you think?  I expected it to be a witty, adventurous type of book and I guess it was, a bit. This piece of historical fiction reminded me a bit of Lucy Maud Montgomery’s Anne of Green Gables or Emily of New Moon. It was a similar vein, though not as good (in my opinion).  

It’s the late 1800s and Mable Riley is a young girl in the eight grade.  She has accompanied her sister, Viola, to a new town where Viola has her first post as Schoolmistress. Mable is full of imagination and vim, looking for adventure and romance.  Unfortunately the little Ontario town in which she finds herself is not so different from home.  Still, there are new diversions, such as winning the spelling bee, and finding out more about Mrs Rattle, a widow who lives down the road.  Mrs. Rattle is unusual and shocking – wearing daring new fashions and holding bold opinions. Mable might have found a friend as well as trouble in Mrs. Rattle.

The story is written as a journal entry, which poems, letters, and a love story penned by Mable to fill it out.

I like that the story deals with the every-day life of that era, including real issues of the time, such as women’s rights. Mable makes a sometimes naive narrator, who sees the “shocking” opinions of the suffragettes as bold and dangerous.

It’s a tidy story and  I enjoyed it overall, but I found Mable’s fancies were more irritating than endearing, and although I admired her convictions I wasn’t really drawn in.  I do think that it would suit a tween audience very well, so maybe I’m just too old to appreciate Mable and her quirks!

3/5 for me!

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Vitro

Vitro

Vitro, by Jessica Khoury, is a science fiction novel where science is taken perhaps too far.

Sophie Crue is determined to get to Skin Island, a remote island in the Pacific, to find her mother.  Sophie’s mother is a scientist on the mysterious island.  Corpus, a company with origins and it seems few ethical considerations, has pushed science to new limits.  On Skin Island, the scientists have created a batch of new beings – the Vitros.  These Vitros have special abilities and one huge flaw.

Sophie convinces Jim, a young man she knew as a boy, to fly her out to Skin Island. When there, she discovers that things are not what they seem, and that her mother is not the person she believed her to be.  Sophie also discovers a shocking secret – her twin, Lux. A Vitro, Lux carries their special abilities and their curse.

Sophie’s arrival sets off a chain of events which reveal just how far Corpus may go to protect it’s secrets.

My initial thoughts:

  • Wow!!
  • Action! Anxiety!! Gasping moments! Family! Love!
  • Science – taken beyond ethics
  • Psychopaths!!

My after-thinking-about-it thoughts:

  • This was a brilliant story about what happens when the boundaries of science and greed are pushed past decency and compassion.
  • Sophie is a vivacious character, who can be easily lead, at times, but who will fight passionately for what she thinks is right.
  • Jim is also an interesting guy, an unexpected hero.
  • I was tempted to look at characters in very black-and-white ways.  For example, scientists = bad.  But the family dynamics created many shades of grey that I appreciate even more upon reflection.

This was certainly and exciting book!  I also love how there is a mention of the “South American project” – clearly Origin.  I love links!

I would definitely recommend this one!  4/5
On a remote island in the Pacific, Corpus scientists have taken test tube embryos and given them life. These beings—the Vitros—have knowledge and abilities most humans can only dream of. But they also have one enormous flaw.

Sophie Crue is determined to get to Skin Island and find her mother, a scientist who left Sophie behind years ago. With the help of Jim Julien, a young charter pilot, she arrives–and discovers a terrifying secret she never imagined: she has a Vitro twin, Lux, who is the culmination of Corpus’s dangerous research.

Now Sophie is torn between reuniting with the mother who betrayed her and protecting the genetically enhanced twin she never knew existed. But untangling the twisted strands of these relationships will have to wait, for Sophie and Jim are about to find out what happens when science stretches too far beyond its reach

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